Wanderlust

Lockness Miles Sighting

Hunstville, UT - Yet another Locknessmiles sighting was reported yesterday at Pineview Dam in Huntsville, Utah. This photo, taken the afternoon of May 22, 2005, clearly shows the outline of a mysterious black head rising out of the murky waters. Both boaters and subathers were shocked by the appearance of this monster and say they will be more cautious in and around the waters of their local watering hole to avoid incidents with this unknown creature.

Locknessmiles sightings were first reported in the area last year but were sporadic and mostly uneventful. Witnesses say the monster appears to enjoy playing fetch with the locals. Locknessmiles has been sighted two weekends in a row at Pineview Dam. Experts have been unable to determine the authenticity of the photographic evidence of locknessmiles existance.